Sleepless and horny

They make for a far-ranging mind. So I was inspired to write a little something. I hope you enjoy, and would love to have any feedback you would care to leave.

( NC-17. No one 17 and under admitted. )

Mercury, Shmercury.

Two more weeks! This Mercury retrograde is killing me! ME - whom nearly everyone says is a master communicator! And sometimes I almost believe them.

BLARGH!

Unfortunately, crawling under a rock to hide and keeping my mouth shut are not options.