Easily amused....

[m00n]

I was just randomly surfing Blogspot.com blogs and came across this...


Imperial Rhapsody

LANDO: This is the good life
This is a fantasy
Working on Bespin
An escape from Reality.

LEIA: Open your eyes
Stand up to these guys and see.

LUKE: I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy
Cuz who's my Dad, I dunno
Little whine, little moan.

HAN: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to meeee, to me.

PIETT: Vader!
Just killed a man.
Raised an arm up in the air
Now his life's no longer there.
Vader!
We had just begun,
And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum.
Vader,
Ooooooo.
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow,
There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened.

YODA: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time.

LUKE: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force.

PIETT: Vader!
Ooooooo.
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

LUKE: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
R2-D2, R2-D2
R2-D2, R2-D2
R2-D2, Where'd ya go?
C-3PO O O O O OH!

I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me.

REBELS: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family.
Spare him this life of such mundacity!

HAN: Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go.
JABBA: Bo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)
HAN: Let me go!
JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
HAN: Let me go!
JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
C3-PO: Oh RD-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.
LEIA: C3-PO has a rebel put aside for meeeeee, for meeeeeeeee, for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

(storm troopers start headbanging)

LUKE: So you say you're the dear old dad of mine?
But you cut my hand off and left me to die!
Oooooh Vader,
Can't do this to me, Vader.
I know there's some good, I know there's still some good in you.

OBIWAN: May the Force be with you.
Use the force to see.
May the Force be with you,
May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays.

HAN: Anywhere the Force goes....



Can you tell I'm bored and suffering from lack of motivation?

Comments

[lapis-lazuli615.livejournal.com]

flist surfing - found this - THANK you for sharing. Had me laughing my buttocks off at work!!

Laz.

[akaashben.livejournal.com]

You are quite welcome. :-)