A joke to brighten your day...

[m00n]

So, I know this is usually senset's domain, but I couldn't let this one by:

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.

A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood directly behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral......I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.

Comments

[starwyse.livejournal.com]

*snort*
thanks...

[spatch]

This is perfectly executed, with a stinger after the first punchline. Telling this one out loud must be a real treat.

[senset.livejournal.com]

*Heh* Hey more the marrier!